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  • TomPlate
    12-03 12:27 PM
    After an 2 years assume the project that I worked is closed. Initially the greencard was filed related to a requirement in the project. I got approved after 3 years. Since the project is closed, I cannot work on the project that was initially filed on Green card.

    Now Explain me what we should do?





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  • kumar1
    01-15 09:55 AM
    Interesting article! It reminds me of 2001-2002 time when getting labor approved was extremely difficult. It was tough for companies to prove that there is no willing and qualified US citizen in IT field to do the job. We saw so many labors getting rejected that time. Well, it is all coming back to haunt us.





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  • mbartosik
    01-30 08:42 PM
    http://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/real_id_final_rule_part1_2008-01-11.pdf
    http://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/real_id_final_rule_part2_2008-01-11.pdf
    See 37.21 of part 2.

    Some states stood up for us, but DHS just don't understand.





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  • rsayed
    04-26 06:50 PM
    Be careful with what you post on this thread.

    Assume that all such threads that have lawmakers name in title may be read by someone in their staff so BE VERY CAREFUL in posting stuff that is a comment on any lawmaker.

    Restrain would be a good idea.

    I agree...



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  • kirupa
    04-11 08:05 PM
    I really like the new ones you did! I'll add up many of the new stamps from you and others in a few hours :)





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  • kevinkris
    05-07 09:34 PM
    Now they want to visit client place for the H1b people.

    There are only 415,000 H1-b holders in USA.
    And number of employed labor in USA are 144 million. (as per DOL)

    And we form 0.28% of the workforce in the entire USA.

    Why the hell they are whining about 0.28% ??
    Can anybody tell me if i am wrong with numbers here?

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    05/07/2009: DHS Reportedly Stepping Up Enforcement of the H-1B Program Including Work Site Visits

    Report indicates that DHS Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told at a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing yesterday that her agency was stepping up its enforcement of the H-1B program. She reportedly said that over the last month the department has added fraud prevention tactics that were not being used previously in the H-1B program. Those measures include visits to work sites.
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    Statistics of H-1B Visa Holders in the U.S. and Reach of H-1B Cap in Recent Years
    Total H1-B Visa Holders in the U.S. in Recent Fiscal Years
    2008: 409,619
    2007: 461,730
    2006: 431,853
    2005: 407,418
    2004: 386,821
    Reach of H-1B Cap in Recent Fiscal Years
    2010: Still Open, and Going and Going, as of 04/11/2009! May be it will record the statistics between 2007 and 2008.
    2009: 1 day
    2008: 2 days
    2007: 56 days
    2006: 132 days
    2005: 184 days
    2004: 323 days
    The total H-1B holders steadily increased until 2008 when it dropped substantially. Probably it was affected by FY 2007 July Visa Bulletin fiaso which opened the flood gate for EB-485 filings with no visa number cut-off date in July 2007, accompanied by massive issuance of EAD allowing some of the H-1Bs in this stream to drop out ofH-1B status and use EAD, most of which were issued beginning from November 2007. There being no such event in 2009, presumedly the total numbe of H-1B holders in 2009 might have increased. Considering the fact that every year a same new number of H-1B holders are added to the total pool, a large number of H-1Bs have kept extending their H-1B status on and on. Additionally, the fact that overall the total H-1B holder numbers remained steady may indicate that more or less of from 85,000 to 100,000 numbers of H-1B are added to the pool and about the same number moved out of the pool, mostly into green card holder pool, adding flesh blood ofvaluable workers to the main stream of this country. It Ain't Interesting?

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  • glus
    07-22 04:50 PM
    If you go to this site: http://www..com/usa-immigration-trackers/i485-tracker1/

    you will see that people that got USCIS I485 receipts, are those whose forms reached USCIS on Jun 25th. That would mean that as of last week USCIS was entering in the cases that came in in the end of Jun. They are not doing July filers yet....
    My best bet is that they will begin doing July filers in the middle of next week (7/25) or even later and we will start seeing checks cleared by that date....





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  • ita
    11-12 09:40 AM
    Go online and file AR11 right away, by giving out your pending case numbers you can update the address. After an hour or so, call USCIS customer service and verify whether the address has updated or not; also ask them to resend the card to your new address. You will receive a address change confirmation letter at your new address.

    I went online to change address.
    It didn't ask for pending case#'s anywhere.
    I tried calling customerservice but I get this message that CSR work only between 8-6 Mon-Fri and is asking me to call back later though I called at 10am.



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  • parablergh
    01-11 01:29 PM
    Just because you are here on an L-1A, that does not qualify you for EB1. The immigrant petition in question is likely the Multinational Manager (MM) I-140. If you were a manager abroad and are performing in a managerial role in the U.S., you may qualify for EB1. As you initially came over in L-1B status, it is more likely than not that you will not qualify for EB1.

    If you were in a managerial role (either functional or personnel) abroad, it may be worth discussing this option with your attorney. Odds are that they already examined this possibility and determined that it was an unlikely to succeed.





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  • lxz2011
    12-19 12:04 AM
    I came here with my dad and mom. My dad's I-485 was denied because his I-140 was revoked. He appealed but it was dismissed. With the principle application denied, everything for me and my mom was also denied. Because I was just a child I really had no idea what was going on. However flipping through all the family documentations I don't see any deportation orders, I only see something that says we no longer has a valid non immigrant status and the district office has jurisdiction over issues of departure.
    So my question is, and I realize this might be a stupid question, but what is my status in the U.S.? Am I an illegal immigrant? Am I deport-able? Am I visa overstayed? Since I did came here legally.
    and with that status, is there anything I can do? Now that I am over 18 can I apply for visa/green card by myself? Through jobs or student visa? And what is the 3/10 reentry bar and how will it affect me?
    I think I am one of the dream act students that failed today, and with that failed in the senate, I really dont know what to do. I know I might not deem to have the right to ask these questions, but any advice or help I would be grateful.



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  • talduk
    March 24th, 2005, 04:40 AM
    Another thought might be that the contacts on the lens isn't clean (or some other reason not making full contact).

    Or just simply that the camera is broken. Have you spoken to Nikon or the shop where you bought the camera?

    --
    Mats
    Thank Mats for your kind reply.
    The problem is that I purchased the camera in Hong Kong few day ago and went back to my home country. I will not visit HK any time soon and the guarantee I received from the HK shop is not valid in any other country.
    I have been told (since the last correspondence with alparsons above) that a common misshap with the D-100 is breaking the shutter glass/cover or mirror (I think) while attempting to attach a lense. I deeply hope that this is not the case since I will have to pay for it's repairment (3 days after spending about $1,400).
    Any thoughts ?
    Thanks.
    David.





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  • rockstart
    03-24 09:58 AM
    Its the simplest RFE you can get all you need to do is submit EVL ASAP. Dont worry for your spouse's application they are not going to approve the application till the dates get current. So you can add her at that time. The guess is they are pre-adjucating your application so that when visa# are available it will be smooth approval so cheer up.



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  • f_b_2007
    07-19 11:35 AM
    Thanks for the info..! btw, what about my first question ..When do the 90 days wait start counting? NBC received my app on July 2nd.. Does it mean it's 90 days after July 2nd??

    tnx.





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  • chanduv23
    10-09 06:54 AM
    We have some excellent volunteers from Long Island and we would want more activity from this area.

    Please volunteer for local meetings. PM me if you are interested, I will drive over to your place if we can gather enough crowd and do a meeting



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  • CaliHoneB
    09-21 10:58 AM
    There may or maynot be Department of Labor involvement here but I think USCIS needs to help up more than anybody

    After 7 + years of wait time I am thinking just sticking to the rules(or not using creating solutions like buying labor, porting etc not that I am judging any one) may not help me get GC in near future. Previously I thought may be it will take some extra years but ultimately I will get my GC but with latest USCIS misallocation of numbers for last year it seems getting my GC is simply a moving target.

    I am proposing a solution which could be relatively easy but it does need help from USCIS and should not cause any major backlash (except from a few Eb2 folks). It is relatively easily implementable and I believe it is well inside current laws so nobody need not worry about breaking the law.
    The solution is simple
    Eb2 = B.S+ 5 years of experience or M.S degree
    So the current Eb3 folks who accumulated 5 years experience since filing the LC are asked to apply for consideration of Eb2 category and USCIS has discretion over whether it can be granted (or LC is recertified as Eb2)

    I am sure a lot of folks had thought about it and probably mentioned it but what I am proposing is to include USCIS in the discussion on how to achieve this. I am sure anybodywho has a concept of fairness understands Eb3 candidate waiting for 5 years deserves to be in Eb2 just by definition of Eb2 and he is not taking any new job which means he is not displacing any new american worker.
    I am sure USCIS also understands that the laws are archiac so may be it is willing to help administratively. I am drawing this conclusion based on how it acted during backlog elimination centers..a lot of people were cleared using RIR in the end days and I am sure USCIS overlooked a few things there because those people deserved those labors and it wasnt their mistake for the massive buildup.
    Similarly Eb3 folks are not responsible for all the Visa number wastage which would have alleviated this problem and the responsible party (USCIS) may do something in its power to correct this.
    The beauty of this the porting Eb3 applicant will always be behind Eb2 by 5 years and gains 5 years experience to be eligible for Eb2. If Eb3 has enough numbers this is non issue but in case (just like now) Eb3 is falling behind there is an option to port it to Eb2 after 5 years of waiting.
    I know it is a wishful thinking but I see this as a most practical solution on the table.





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  • waitnwatch
    06-04 03:15 PM
    As an F1 student you can surely apply for EB2-NIW. Being from India you will not be able to file an I-485 concurrently as EB2 priority dates are not current. On the other hand you may file for EB1-A and I-485 concurrently. Getting approval under any of these categories is not trivial though as there are a lot of things to prove to the USCIS's satisfaction.

    One thing to note is that you may have trouble renewing an F1 visa from a consulate in India if you have a permanent residence petition pending. This is because an F1 visa is a non-immigrant visa with an intent to return to home country on completion of study. Filing for permanent residence will show that you are a potential immigrant and so donot fulfil the terms and condition for an F1 visa and will be a reason for denial.

    Hope this help .........I'm not a lawyer though.



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  • OLDMONK
    07-08 08:49 PM
    you can file 2 i140's.. ( I Have 4 in total)

    I filed 2 (EB2 Eb3) based on my perm (already approved) and another set of EB2 EB3 based on my old labor (in process)





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  • eb3_nepa
    02-24 01:25 PM
    http://www.aila.org/content/default.aspx?docid=18639

    Could NOT see the document though





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  • sbnvs@yahoo.com
    12-21 09:56 PM
    Its mystery. My friend visited one Canadian consulate for VISA interview. He sent his I-171 and DS160 to them in email to get PIMS done before his interview date and they said that they received the documents and noted info & can come for interview. He though PIMS check is done and he can go peacefully for interview.
    But today they gave some document saying they need to verify PIMS, so the conclusion is always better to go home country sothat we can have nice time with relatives atleast.





    nviren
    04-28 04:20 PM
    Isn't this the same proposed rule that was published on Feb 14 in Federal Register and the comment period ended on Apr 14th?

    In www.immigration-law.com, go to breaking news section and take a look at posting on 4/12/05.

    Or

    Go here
    http://www.aila.org/RecentPosting/RecentPostingList.aspx?Weeks=4

    and look at the posting for date 4/10/05

    I guess DOL has not come out with the analysis of the comments received and its final stand yet.

    Let me know if I am missing something here.





    go_guy123
    07-30 02:10 PM
    This memo is under litigation....lets see the outcome and where the memo stands.



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